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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:



WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU


JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.



What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

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#the heat
#fav

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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bachofficial:

Seeing someone from school in public.

image

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thedivineservice:

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

OMFG BAHAHA

thedivineservice:

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

OMFG BAHAHA

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stardustmote:

Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day. 

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mondo-s:

Its time for another giveaway! This time i plan to make it bigger and better!! here is what you could win~

FIRST PLACE:

-Any cosplay of your choice!! ($100 limit)

- $50 cash!

-Shopping spree of $150 on any online store!

-3 Cosplay wigs of your choice~

-2 Anime character figures!

SECOND PLACE:

-Cosplay of your choice!

-$50 in cash!

- $100 shopping spree online

-2 cosplay wigs!

-1 anime figure!

THIRD PLACE!

- Cosplay outfit

- $50 shopping spree

-a wig or an anime figure!!

RULES AND DETAILS:

I finally got enough money from selling some items and holidays to do this for you guys! I had fun with the last giveways!!

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME! Following me boosts up your chances of winning and you get super secret special perks if you get chosen for 1st-3rd place!

-One like!

-3 reblogs at MAX.

-I will ship internationally!

This giveaway ends April 26th.

Good luck!!

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mondo-s:

mondo-s:

Its time for another giveaway! This time i plan to make it bigger and better!! here is what you could win~

FIRST PLACE:

-Any cosplay of your choice!! ($100 limit)

- $50 cash!

-Shopping spree of $150 on any online store!

-3 Cosplay wigs of your choice~

-2 Anime character figures!

SECOND PLACE:

-Cosplay of your choice!

-$50 in cash!

- $100 shopping spree online

-2 cosplay wigs!

-1 anime figure!

THIRD PLACE!

- Cosplay outfit

- $50 shopping spree

-a wig or an anime figure!!

RULES AND DETAILS:

I finally got enough money from selling some items and holidays to do this for you guys! I had fun with the last giveways!!

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME! Following me boosts up your chances of winning and you get super secret special perks if you get chosen for 1st-3rd place!

-One like!

-3 reblogs at MAX.

-I will ship internationally!

This giveaway ends April 26th.

Good luck!!

Ends in 6 Days!!

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y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

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wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

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